ForkRobotik's Reviews

[A Light Story]

scripture?

I don't get the other reviews, has america become so fundamentalist that they enjoy seeing random scriptures in flash? I thought the drawing and animation wasn't very good, and i thought the story was lacking. The paper background was kindof lame too. This needs work. If you're going to tell a christian story, you should tell one from the old testament when god was too busy raping and pillaging to give a rats ass about personal faith or any other personal. Also, the flash was very slow...too slow for what you were trying to accomplish. The "bar" sign wasn't necessary, i would suggest not being so obvious with your story telling.

TanyaLubbe responds:

Thanx 4 the advice, man! I'll try it next time.

[Marx vs Orwell]

this isn't flash.

First off this isn't even flash, a small "splash" intro doesn't make it so. Next, your lack of knowledge about George Orwell and his book is astounding. You should fail if this was for school. Animal farm was about how Stalin hijacked the communist revolution in Russia, not about how "communism was destined to fail." Orwell, was a Socialist, not a capitalist. Please read up on people before you promote US propaganda. It's sad, because you'll prolly join the army and rape terrorist 13 year old girls in Iran in 5 years. Lastly, communism didn't always fail. Yugoslavia was very successful until Western Europe and the USA trained and armed insurgents to destroy the country, eventually leading to a Nato invasion, and the complete breakup of the most successful communist government. Cuba is a successful communist/socialist country as well(although i'm guessing in America you're told otherwise). This "flash splash" is horrible. Why would you post this on newgrounds?!!

Chrispy responds:

I never said Orwell was a Capitalist, Animal Farm WAS about how communism failed DUE TO THE CORRUPTION OF THE LEADERS. I for one am not some over patriotic ass hole, I'm NOT going to join the army. I posted this on New Grounds because it was a well done and funny movie, or at least that's what everyone beside you has said. And who give a crap about Yugoslavia anyway? And Cuba is being run by a corrupt dictator right now. Thus making it... NOT REAL COMMUNISM. The whole point of Orwell's argument that absolute communism cannot exist due to the nature of humans. Maybe YOU should stop being a sac of untalented shit with no movies and actually listen to what it said. I said in this movie that Animal Farm was about Russia. Christ, you are stupid. By the way, I got an A on this project and everybody loved it because I'm amazing, so, fuck yourself and try making a movie of your own :)

[The Longest Journey]

You lied in your description.

This was horrible, maybe next time you should actually make a movie. The graphics were lame and there were few. The style was horrible, the sound was a crappy loop, and something tells me you're the only one that found this movie humourous.

[13 Guardians]

not bad.

I think it runs a little slow, which isn't so bad i guess. I also think this game is way too easy.
If you camp on each level for a little while you can make lots of XP and gold, while if you try to go through it quickly, you get punished with less, which doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
The sounds are good, but it would've been nice if there was some music. The graphics are nice, but everything moves way to slowly. After about five minutes playing, you know the tiles, and end up waiting for the animations to finish, with your entire strategy already planned out. I'd suggest fixing the XP and gold issue, perhaps by giving bonuses for quickly finishing an opponent, and also a less graphic intensive build of the game, with quick animations, and perhaps 2d characters that are a little nicer on the eyes. Also, more levels and perhaps a story would be cool :)

[Graphical Text Adventure]

wwjs?(what would jesus say?)

Hmm, i like this, and it has decent potential. Graphics need a bit of work, the style is good, the music is awesome. I would work on some puzzles, i finished the game in about 30 seconds. Also, if there is going to be random clicking spots, you should make every object a button to click on. That would definitely improve the game. It's not very funny outside of the ending, maybe you could add a little more tongue in cheek humour. Overall though, i really like it but your description of it as a "text adventure" is misleading. Work on that! lol

kitty-and-meander responds:

Ugh! FINALLY someone thinks the endings funny. Can you believe that some people think this was a big plow to shove religion down peoples throats? Thanks for the review!!

[-Pacman's Revenge-]

a Decent way to waste time!

I thought this game was a great effort, but could use a little work. It seemed to me that from the start i can eat all the ghosts except the biggest one(is this wad or does AS need fixing?). The music was a bit annoying, and i find it hard to believe that song was ever written and recorded lol, but it worked! The animation reminded me of asteroids, the only problem i had was that if you went up/down pacman didn't turn to face that way. The background was okay, a little trippy, i think you can get away with something simpler, but it works. All in all it was pretty enjoyable, and i generally hate pacman. It was a decent time waster!

Seandadj responds:

haha you cant hate pacman now can you? thanks for the review