wwjs?(what would jesus say?)
Hmm, i like this, and it has decent potential. Graphics need a bit of work, the style is good, the music is awesome. I would work on some puzzles, i finished the game in about 30 seconds. Also, if there is going to be random clicking spots, you should make every object a button to click on. That would definitely improve the game. It's not very funny outside of the ending, maybe you could add a little more tongue in cheek humour. Overall though, i really like it but your description of it as a "text adventure" is misleading. Work on that! lol